Why You Looooove Dating Married Men.

Steven James Dixon April 18, 2011 0


You love dating married men because you are stupid. You think that he actually cares about you. You think that you are special. That you are unique. Even worst, you think that he is special, that he is unique. Oh wait, what’s even more special and unique then that is that you think that you are the only special and unique person that he is cheating on his wife with. The word special should not apply to you, him or your relationship. The only “S” word that applies to you is that you are stupid. The word unique should not apply to you, him or your relationship. . . The only “U” word that applies is . . . is . . . I can’t think of a good “U” word that applies so you are stupid times two.

You loooooove dating married men because we are smooooo-with-a-ve. We know what we are doing. We are affectionate. We are attentive. We are sensitive. We are understanding. We are passionate. We are practicing with our wife to perform with you. That doesn’t bother you at all? We are trained. The wife has put in the time to train a man to her likes and desires and it just so happens that you were never woman enough to train your own man. You thought that a man would be delivered to you in an unwrapped package.  You knew and accepted right up front that you were not woman enough to build your own marriage so you would rather destroy someone else’s. You wanted to skip the blood, sweat and tears of the early years of marriage. You are so stupid! He don’t love you, he just loves being away from his wife. YOU DON’T MATTER. You are convenient. You are accepting. You only require and deserve one day a week. Easy, that’s what you are.

You try to justify it but it aint right. You do justify it but it still aint right! It doesn’t matter what he tells you. Lies have never mattered. It doesn’t matter that he is unhappy at home. I bet he is happier than you are. It doesn’t matter that he is your baby daddy or your co-worker or your ex-boyfriend or your ex-fiancé. It is not right. How can you not put yourself in the shoes of his wife? I know you want to, but can you? (<- Slow down, read it again. I have been thinking on this article for a minute so I might be just a smidget too deep. The word play is ferocious! Hova get at me!)

I know you want to, but can you?

I know you want to be his wife, but can you be a wife?

Can you think about how she would feel if she knew? Would you resort to fisticuffs if it were you? Would you want to kick her. . . ?

Oh, I understand, he is separated so that makes it ALL-right. Oh, I understand, he is staying for the kids so that makes it ALL-right. Oh, I understand, they don’t live together so that makes it ALL-right. Oh, I understand, he told you he was separated, he lied, so that makes itALL-right. I am tired of the free pass that is being handed out to women that date married men. All of those Tiger Woods tricks knew he was married. LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE! They should not have got a dime. The media bashed Bill Clinton and felt sorry for Monica Lewinsky. THAT WOMAN KNEW FULL WELL WHAT SHE HAD IN HER MOUTH!!! Ok, maybe you are not getting it yet so let me give you an example. Let me show you exactly why you fell for a married man.

I love my wife. We talk on the phone about five times a day. I know when she is going to call. We email each other about ten times a day. Talking on the phone and emailing is how I show my wife the attention that she wants. I really don’t like talking on the phone that much, I’m gansta wit mine. But because my wife likes talking on the phone, having those conversations have become a habit to me. If she left tomorrow,  it would have to be her because I am not going nowhere. If my wife left me tomorrow, tomorrow I would be talking on the phone with the next woman five times a day. Not because I like the next woman enough to talk on the phone with her five times a day but because of the habits that I am now comfortable with. I would be calling her because I am used to always talking to the sweet sounds of my wife’s voice. I would only be trying to replace her with you. It would not be you. You are not the reason that I would be calling you. She would be the reason that I am calling you. I miss her. You are a poor substitute. I know how to pay the next woman attention because my wife demanded it. I know how to give a woman affection because my wife demanded it. I know how to be a good husband because my wife demanded it. (Hold up, don’t get it twisted, SHE HAS BEEN UPGRADED TOO! I am man all day long! What up LaMechia LaChelle Dixon formally Jones from Houston, TX. I will be in there in a minute Boo! Let me finish up this lil article.)

That husband that you loooooooove dating don’t love you and he is not leaving his wife for you. You are being used. You are a stand in or a “lay-in”. (<- Ok, that was wack.) He is only doing what he has been trained to do. There is a reason why he is more attentive than the average single man. There is a reason why he is more affectionate than the average single man. There is a reason why he is more sensitive than the average single man. There is a reason why he is more caring than the average single man. There is a reason why he is more thoughtful than the average single man. There is a reason why you are more stupid than the average single woman. And that reason is because you looooooooove dating married men.

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